A bit of fun... (unclassified)

Just thought this was worth sharing… :)

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,

Unicorns

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely,

Anonymous

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,

That Little Triangle

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

Sincerely,

Shakespeare

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,

God

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely,

Colourblind

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely,

Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?

Sincerely,

Leonardo DiCaprio

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